keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY
One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY

One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

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visitheworld:

Rievaulx Abbey ruins in North Yorkshire / England (by ignacio izquierdo).

visitheworld:

Rievaulx Abbey ruins in North Yorkshire / England (by ignacio izquierdo).

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"You were my world,
Until you found
another planet"

An almost haiku for an almost us (via perfect)

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harry potter meme ϟ  eight scenes  (3/8) -  leaving hogwarts

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star-cores:

lmnpnch:

I had wings once. They were strong. They were stolen from me.

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tarachter:

breakingpics:

Thousands Flee as Deadly Fire Sweeps Into Chile’s Valparaiso
Blazes that first broke out on Saturday have killed 12 people, injured 500, destroyed 2,000 homes and forced 10,000 people to flee.

Can you donate to the Chilean Red Cross? Click here! www.fundly.com/valparaiso-chile-fire-relief

tarachter:

breakingpics:

Thousands Flee as Deadly Fire Sweeps Into Chile’s Valparaiso

Blazes that first broke out on Saturday have killed 12 people, injured 500, destroyed 2,000 homes and forced 10,000 people to flee.

Can you donate to the Chilean Red Cross? Click here! www.fundly.com/valparaiso-chile-fire-relief

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simplypotterheads:

Harry Potter + elements (inspired by this)

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anyaking:

In case you missed live com here you go! 😘 WORLD CHAMPION Julia Orouke!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🇬🇧🌎🏆👑

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toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

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thatguywhosuckatthevanishinglake:

MELANIE VALDES WORLD CHAMP 2014 MID-ATLANTIC REPRESENT!!!!!!

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